Here’s one of my Irish favourites:

“It’s so sad, it would bring a tear to a glass eye!”

“The unsaid can always be said, but the said can never be unsaid” – Old Persian proverb.

My favourite:
“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.”

Other great ones
“Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.”

“Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.”

“If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.”

“The safest road to hell is the gradual one – the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.”

“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”

“God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.”

And finally, ones that I find very personally applicable, as a Thirty-year-old, tea-drinking musician:

“You can’t get a cup of tea big enough to suit me.”

“Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.”

“Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.”